Stanley Holditch
This isn’t your typical whitie-sees-black-person-assumes-the-worst-calls-cops-enrages-snowflakes situation, because this one has a kid involved. The whitey’s kid! Who white-shames his own dad by not supporting his dad’s racism.
For Conservatives: Seriously pissed. First of all, liberal snowflakes are once again going to gang up on and defame this dude for practicing his god-given rights to call the cops on this black dude for…being there. He’s protecting his building. He’s practically fucking Spiderman, minus suit and webs, plus Patagonia jacket and whiny kid. But here’s where it gets tough – this guy clearly does not reprimand his child or discipline him for his whiny-ass backtalk, so even though he’s doing right by calling the police because “something could have been going on” (after all, dude was black). He’s also actively contributing to the wussification of America. Plus he works for Google, who we all know employ gnomes to wipe conservative thought off the internet. Despite the victim not being very sympathetic 4/5.
For Snowflakes/Liberals: Well where to start? First off, the guy didn’t even apologize for his white privilege before starting the conversation. Second, he’s Hitler. Third, did you see how he dresses his kid? Talk about gender-forcing! I bet the kid wanted to wear a unicorn tutu but this aryan rapist homophobe shut that down. And of course the racism but he’s white and male so we knew that already. 7/5.
For Everyone Else: You should probably be pissed that in the last 24 hours there have been more words written about this than the concentration camps we run for toddlers. But While the chances of dude calling cops on a similarly dressed whitey are slim, I bet he would have called the cops had said whitey looked like Jay from the Clerks universe. So I’d say 2/5.
