Stanley Holditch
When you’re obviously struggling at your job, you should always go back to what you know, what got you that job in the first place. For Trump, that’s highly questionable real estate investments, and that’s apparently Greenland.
Before you scoff and write this off, consider that Space Force is now actually a thing.
So when Trump says crazy stuff, because he is technically the President, people sort of have to listen, and even on occasion follow up.
So Is That Possible?
Fortunately no, the United States can’t just buy Greenland on ebay. Denmark and the actual 56,000 citizens of Greenland would have to agree to the sale.
So This is a Joke, Right?
That’s what we said about Space Force. Which is weeks or days away from becoming the fifth branch of the military, and thus in line for billions of our tax dollars. Just how many billions has yet to be hammered out, as well as what the hell Space Force would do.
No Seriously We’re Not Fucking Buying Greenland Are We?
As of right now, this is just something our batshit insane President spewed out between devouring a Filet o’ Fish and posting on 8Chan, but again, this is Trump and the United States government, so literally anything is possible.
So How Pissed Should I Be?
There’s really no difference here from a conservative/liberal spectrum. Conservatives would probably object to the fact that Greenland is a socialist paradise with free healthcare and no land ownership, but other than that, it should only raise the ire of those that believe that our elected representatives should be spending our tax dollars attempting to solve problems instead of create them.
